^^guarani for things
Things I've learned-
7. You can get sunburnt between the hours of 5-7am
8. Bats can live in sealed jars for as long as 10 minutes
9. Red wine and grapefruit or pineapple soda mixed together is ACTUALLY delicious
10. Paraguayan kids can scale a mountain in flip flops in half the time it takes a group of Americans in hiking boots
11. It's bad to drink hot tea (Yerba mate) before showering
12. It's bad to eat watermelon after drinking terere (cold Yerba mate)
13. It's bad to have milk (or milk products, besides icecream) before drinking terere
14. Actually it's bad to have milk before doing anything (eating guacamole, leaving your house, trying new things.... etc.)
15. You can fit 6 people on a moto (this one I don't know by experience since it is prohibited to ride one of those deathtraps, but I've seen entire families on them)
16. Anytime you say a word incorrectly in Guarani it happens to mean "penis"
17. Diarrhea is inevitable
18. Paraguayans LOVE Facebook
19. Paraguayans are afraid of toads but not of spiders
20. Mosquitos can bite through your clothes
21. You shouldn't have a glass of water when you eat eggs